Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Princess and the Frog

Heard of the story of Frog and Princess? Well, I saw a girl who believed in it TOTALLY today..!

So, how it works out is.. The Princess sees a Frog.. Remembers the story. Kisses the Frog. But the Frog, remains the Frog. But Princess decides to give the Frog time he needs to turn to Prince, and continues to kiss him..

As days go, Princess turns schizophrenic. She starts believing that the Frog is actually a Prince. So when the actual Prince (ME) walks by, she thinks of Prince as a Frog and the actual Frog as a Prince.

The fairy tales totally ruin my life!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Best Day

To my sis. Richu

Ravi was having a horrible day!!

It was his first day at school. His mother had left him at school. He cried so hard. He kicked, he wailed, he pleaded. Still she left him at school. The lady (Headmistress Sinha was her name) reminded him of Lion which comes before Tom & Jerry Cartoon. There was girl who came to sit next to him. That girl smelled like that irritating powder mother uses. She must be knowing mother for sure, and will complain about him. He is better off staying away from the girl. Then a teacher came to class. Told him he was Roll No 32. 32 was the number of NDTV. The channel which his father always wanted to see when it was time of The Road Runner Show.This number can never be good.

Teacher was treating him like a kid! He is 5 years old for Heaven's Sake!! Not a kid anymore. There was a professor who roamed with cane in his hand! He reminded Ravi of Mr Ramesh, his neighbor. Mr Ramesh had huge and bushy mustache and always scared him by stories of long and black snakes! He made no new friends. Also, he had missed out on so many Cartoons during the day!!

As soon as he reached home, his 2 years old sister came flying towards him and gave him a Huge hug, and squealed "Where were you all this time! I missed you my Best Friend"

Monday, December 20, 2010

I Wish

I wish
I dint love you the way I do
I want my thoughts back to myself

I wish
I dint hate you the way I do
I dont have the power anymore

I wish
I could see you one more time
Before I forget what you look like

I wish
Never to see you again
I wont know whether to strangle you or hug you

I wish
To make you laugh
Cause thats the best sound on earth

I wish
To make you cry
Cause thats what I did

I wish
To hug you one more time
To relax in your arms

I wish
To let you go
Cause thats the only way I can live

I wish
To wipe your tears
I wish
To be reason of those tears

I wish
I could love who you are,
and not
Who I thought you are

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Schrodinger's Cat

Those of you are pretty much into scientific blogs and Big Bang Theory (The TV show), will know this term for sure. But for others,

Schrodinger's Cat refers to an experiment by a scientist. He put a cat inside a box. Performed some experiments around it. In the end, the cat could have been alive, or it could have been dead, with equal probability of both. How do you find it out? By opening the box.

The brilliance here is, that u cannot know about the status of life of cat without opening the box. No scientific equation, or previous history can lead you to the answer. You just have to take the plunge.

Keeping this in mind, there is no question of experience. There are certain things, which you just have to try.. You cant know if you could be a good swimmer unless you jump in the water. You cannot know if you will love booze unless you try it. You will not know the thrill of walking in dark unless you try it.

So, you think if you can do a certain new kind of job? I think the answer is pretty obvious!