That Pretty Girl

How many times have you seen a really cute/hot/pretty girl sitting across you in a food court or something like that! And how many times have you wondered how wonderful it will be if you could just approach her like the hunk of the millennium and ask her out for a date, and then make out...

Well, Fantasies apart, such things, as far as i have seen, happen only in Movies. Admitted, I haven't seen many girls as it is, being in Nagpur (the fashion is to cover your face whenever you are outside with a long scarf. You are lucky if u get a glimpse of eyes!), Calicut (Coconut Oil is a BIG turnoff!!) and Trivandrum (The only good thing here is TCS training Centre!!)

Anyways, by some miracle of Almighty, I saw a really pretty girl the other day here. The cogs in my brain started doing overtime, and I imagined an entire scenario

"Hi"
"Hi"
"I am Sanyam"
"I am Katrina"
"Katrina! Wow, nice name. But I bet the famous version of you aint as pretty"
"Blush"
"Will you like to join us"
"I will be glad too"
At this point, I just move over, imagining that i get her, (and friends, if any) rolling over from laughter with my witty sense of humour. Details you ask. I don't know.

Soon, but tooo soon for my liking, its time to leave. This time I look at her, and she says first
"Wow, you are really funny"
"Thanks" and some witty line.
Sweet sound of her laughter and "Was nice talking to you."
Now even in imagination, I hardly get the guts to say the next line
"Would you like to go out with me some time"
"Yeah sure. Note down my number"
Whippie!!!!
Then I strut off, and all her friends converse how really awesome I am!!

But what really happens is
"Hi"
Disgusted Look
I walk away

or

"Hi"
"Hi"
"I am Sanyam btw"
"So?"
I Walk Away

or

"Hi"
SLAP
I RUN Away

or

"Hi"
"Hi"
Too Tongue tied to say anything after this
*Stammer idiotically*
I walk away with the fact that at-least she replied!! :P

In any case, in practicality, none of the real scenario might go on for more than 20 secs.

And thus the entire evening in food-court is spent calculating the probability of a successful talk. Its 20 minutes since the entire thing started, and a Funky Joker comes, and sits next to her, whispers in her ear, gets a smile.

And my friends Guffaw themselves to Death!